Madonna Tired Of Her Veiny ‘Old Lady’ Hands

Is Queen Mother of Pop Madonna desperately trying to turn back the hands of time (sorry) and rejuvenate those legendary, veiny mitts of hers?

According to reports, Madge, 51, is fed up of her “Granny hands” and has enlisted the help of her ­dermatologist Dr Fredric Brandt to bust them for good.

A snitch tells Britain’s Daily Mirror:  “She’s managed to work wonders with her face over the past few years thanks to Dr. Brandt, but hands have always been the big age giveaway.

“Madonna hates the appearance of her hands and says they are too ‘old lady’.”

So far Madge is contemplating chemical peels, intense ­sessions of ­microdermabrasion, injectable fillers and ­scierotherapy. Word is she’s already had scierotherapy – a process whereby a solution is injected into a vein causing it to turn white and gradually disappear. She’s apparently thrilled with the results.

The snitch adds: “She can’t channel Michael ­Jackson and wear gloves ­everywhere.

“That’s ­ridiculous, so she’s taking matters into her own, erm, hands. I’ve been told the hands are off limits to be shown in public. You wait and see. She won’t be photographed for ages with her hands on show.”

Poor Madge. Veiny mitts or not, you’re fabulous darling. Hands down. Oh, how we laughed!